In
an election season filled with drama (or maybe more melodrama), the end itself
couldn’t have been more theatrical. The Democrats didn’t just win, they won
big. And the reaction from the opposition party was riveting, entertaining and sometimes even tragicomic.
With
the tally from Florida finally completed, Obama won 332 electoral votes (62%),
well beyond the 270 he needed to win. Speculation until the last minute was that
- while Obama would win the Electoral College easily - he would lose the popular vote. He
came out ahead there, too, beating Romney by almost three percentage points
(50.5% to 47.9%).
In
Georgia, naturally, it was a different story. It was Romney who won big in the Peach
State (53%-45%), and really big in my home county (81%-18%). My vote was only
one of the fewer than two thousand cast locally for Obama.
While
the popular vote nationally might have been fairly close, the electoral vote was
decisive. Or, in the nuanced, dispassionate terms probably favored by some
Democrats, it was an “ass-whooping”.
You
can forgive some Obama supporters for a little “ball-spiking”. (I tried my best
to restrain myself.) Obama won by a landslide, if you go by the criteria of infamous
GOP operative Dick Morris, who had predicted a 325-213 “landslide” for Romney. Not
only did the Democrats win the presidency again, they wrecked any Republican
hopes of regaining the Senate by defeating 23 GOP candidates and strengthening
their control of the Senate by two seats. Tea Party favorites Todd Akin and
Richard Mourdock were beaten handedly, presumably paying for their sins of gross
rape insensitivity.
The
sweetest victory was Elizabeth Warren’s in Massachusetts. When Warren, a strong
advocate for consumer protection, was denied by the GOP the chance to run the
new government agency set up for that purpose, she decided to run for Senate
instead. Now, with Warren able to weld the much more imposing power of a US Senator,
Republicans might wish they had allowed her to take up the job of a mere
bureaucrat.
Besides
Warren, eleven other women won their own Senate races (including one
Republican), bringing the number of women in the Senate to an all-time record
high of twenty, a fact that by itself speaks volumes about the shortage of
women in Congress.
On
the other side of the Capitol, the Dems won a net gain of eight seats in the
House, though this does nothing to change the balance of power in that body. To
be honest, the overall balance of power will be practically unchanged in Washington.
Despite a welcome re-election, Obama still faces a tough next four years.
That
prospect certainly didn’t dampen the ball spiking and waves upon waves of Schadenfreude washing over some
rejoicing Democrats. A Tumblr site somewhat snarkily called “White People Mourning Romney” features pages of photos showing GOP supporters on election night
looking absolutely glum, downcast, dispirited, weepy, sad, and simply shocked,
dumbfounded by the reality that, against all their Heavenly ordained
expectations, Romney did not win.
I
admit, part of me felt a bit of glee looking at these images - after all, these
are doubtless some of the same folks who have been relentlessly vilifying Obama
since 2008, often in the worst possible way.
On
the other hand, I do feel for them. The people in these photos are having a
very bad day. It hurts to lose, and especially to lose badly when any outcome other
than winning was simply inconceivable. Not all of them were Tea Party fanatics,
and some had probably honestly been voting for
Romney and his policies (as misguided and dishonest as they were) and not
simply against Obama, or worse
against a black man.
It
is a bit unseemly to ridicule such ordinary Romney supporters just because they
were shell-shocked by Romney's utter defeat, even if they should have known better.
Public opinion polls had been clearly showing Obama likely to win (the New York
Time’s sage of statistics, Nate Silver, was giving Obama a more than 90% chance
of re-election). But Romney’s supporters, like his campaign itself, dismissed
those polls as “skewed”, and preferred the rosier predictions of their own
polls. Reality was a freight train they
never saw coming.
While
it’s one thing to ridicule some people’s simple heartfelt disappointment over
the election, it's fair game to poke fun at the hyperbolic and comical reactions of some other really sore losers. (The hubris of Romney’s hapless campaign, however, and the GOP pundits
(read: Karl Rove) who cheered it on deserves nothing but ridicule.
Pile it on!)
The
prospect of four more years under a Democratic president has provoked reactions
that border on the silly and insane. A few widely publicized tweets show just
how far around the bend some people have gone:
“A
thousand years of darkness begins tonight.”
“I’m
moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually
supports what he says.”
(I assume that before this person, a Georgian by the way, actually went as far as booking her flight to Sydney she was told that Australia has a prime minister, not a president, that “he” is a “she”, and that she is well-known for being an atheist. Hope so. The tweeter was a teenager anyway, so maybe we should cut her some slack.)
(I assume that before this person, a Georgian by the way, actually went as far as booking her flight to Sydney she was told that Australia has a prime minister, not a president, that “he” is a “she”, and that she is well-known for being an atheist. Hope so. The tweeter was a teenager anyway, so maybe we should cut her some slack.)
The
most jaw-dropping tweeting came from some the nation's most celebrated (and irrelevant) drama queens.
All-purpose clown Donald Trump: “He lost the popular vote
by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!”
(He later deleted this tweet.)
“Saturday Night Live” has-been Victoria Jackson: “America died.”
and “Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.”
Disturbed guitar player Ted Nugent: “Pimps whores &
welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav [sic] a president to destroy
America”
Plus,
you had Glen Beck urging his viewers to start accumulating farmland and
ammunition for, well I guess, for surviving the“thousand years of darkness”
that’s coming.
Or maybe the ammo's for something else. In
some 30 states, petitions are underway for secession from the United States.
Secession! Seriously, how many people can there really be who’ve been inflamed
by anti-Obama whining to the point of rebellion? In Georgia, that would
be the 25,000 people who've signed one such petition so far.
All
this because a Democrat was re-elected to the presidency? Even a president who
instituted a so-called “socialized” health care program? I have to say, such dramatic overreaction, even if it’s only rhetorical, really is stupid, if not a little
frightening.
Some
folks, apparently so aggrieved that Romney will now not have the chance to repeal
government-run “Obamacare” have threaten to leave the country and move to that
Ayn Rand paradise to the north we call Canada. I wonder what kind of health
care system they have up there. I hear it’s good.